There are good dogs and there are, well, "these" dogs. Adapted from the howlingly funny "New York Times" bestselling book, the "Bad Dog Calendar" is a shocking showcase of canine misbehavior. So many mutts, so many ways to go wrong. Dogs with out-of-control sniffing tendencies. Dogs crossing boundaries with stuffed animals. Dogs dressed as pathetic clowns. Sinister dogs, smug dogs, slobbery dogs, smelly dogs, mania- cal dogs, utterly out-of-control dogs. These dogs take disobedience to a disturbing new low. Includes Bad Dog Moments in Show Biz, Bad Dog Online Dating Profiles, and Bad Dog Early Warning Signs ("#115: Dog makes it clear with just one look that he despises you"). Naughty to the bone.