1. Don't talk about love. 2. Don't think about love. 3. Thinking and talking about love leads to Love, which is the enemy...For 17-year-old lsis Blake, the list has one goal, to ensure she never falls in love again. Ever. As lsis and her mom settle into their new home in Buttcrack-of-Nowhere, Ohio, lsis is rockin' the purple hair and a beat up old car and hoping like hell that no one learns that a) she used to be fat and b) she used to have a heart. Naturally, lsis opts for social suicide instead by punching the cold and untouchably handsome "Ice Prince"-a.k.a. Jack Hunter-right in his smug face. Now the school hallways are an epic a battleground as lsis and the Ice Prince engage in a vicious game of social warfare. But sometimes to know your enemy is to love him...