Over 250 redneck poems sure to crack even the most bucktoothed of smiles. The redneck lifestyle gets the black tie treatment in the hilariously contrasting filter of formal Japanese haiku, employing the standard three line, thirteen syllable constraint. The whole spectrum of redneck culture comes under the scrutiny of the imperial poem: RVs; Wal-Mart; beer; pop tarts; pickups; monster trucks; NASCAR; boats; trailers; trailer parks; barns; hunting; shotguns; Las Vegas and everything in between.