Be Proud To Be Catholic! This is a novel about the bizarre adventures of the Church Militant in this strange bent universe of ours, refuting the utopian secularists with direct visions of Hell and the Fall, confounding the pessimist heresies by a journey to the Bridge of Purgatory, and entertaining the good-hearted with beer and pizza, time travel, kung-fu, and the age-old debate about whether to strap weights to your baby to make him grow up strong.