Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books - and now 'The Onion' is bringing its signature irreverence to the genre. "Christmas Exposed" features more than one hundred shocking tales of secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem, dysfunctional families, and (don't ask) autoerotic asphyxiation. Readers will discover such hard-hitting coverage, like Child Bored with Christmas Puppy; Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas; Jesus Really Dreading This Next Birthday; Man Braves Freezing Weather to Cross Parking Lot; And, many more! In the tradition of David Sedaris' "Holidays on Ice" or Lewis Black's "I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas", "The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed" is the perfect stocking stuffer for the well-informed reader in every family.