In Miami, a mysterious consulting firm stretches its predatory tentacles across the country seeking CEOs from the ranks of failing businesses. Their newest client is Waldorf Keefer, the incompetent and self-indulgent third-generation president of the largest manufacturer in a small Kansas town. This darkly humorous novel tells what happens when Keefer and the shady consultants run into unexpected resistance within the ranks of the struggling company and this small town in America's heartland.