How to be a Complete and Utter Failure turns the concept of self-improvement on its head and offers a total antedote to the motivational, gung-ho, over-enthused tone of all the usual self-improvement guides. 

Delivered in fast, easily digestible chunks, in a style that makes you laugh while you learn, this CD offers tongue-in-cheek advice about what not to do to ensure certain failure in every aspect of your life. From not having any goals, to not taking personal responsibility for your life and results, every idea, strategy, suggestion and story is guaranteed to propel you into the slow lane of total inadequacy.