A NEW 6X9 EDITION OF THE EISNER-NOMINATEDSEXCASTLE!

Shane Sexcastle, formerly theWorld's Greatest Assassin, has paid his debt to society for killing the vicepresident. Leaving his violent past (also: prison) behind, he's decided tosettle down and sell flowers in a small, quiet town—but that doesn't meanhe'll tolerate the fools who think they run thistown.

An homage to to the likes of Die Hard,Road House, and '80s-era WWF wrestling, SEXCASTLE may just be the singlegreatest '80s action movie never made.

"Comefor the action, stay for the laughs and the surprisingly poignant characterwork."—The Onion's A.V. Club

Visual artist(s): Kyle Starks