A NEW 6X9 EDITION OF THE EISNER-NOMINATED
SEXCASTLE!

Shane Sexcastle, formerly the
World's Greatest Assassin, has paid his debt to society for killing the vice
president. Leaving his violent past (also: prison) behind, he's decided to
settle down and sell flowers in a small, quiet town—but that doesn't mean
he'll tolerate the fools who think they run this
town.

An homage to to the likes of Die Hard,
Road House, and '80s-era WWF wrestling, SEXCASTLE may just be the single
greatest '80s action movie never made.

"Come
for the action, stay for the laughs and the surprisingly poignant character
work."—The Onion's A.V. Club

Visual artist(s): Kyle Starks