Hawaii, here I come!
So, it turns out I'm this reincarnated goddess.
Whatever "that" means.
Of course, being a goddess apparently doesn't come with perfect hair or decent skin or even any neat-o superpowers.
Nope. Apparently the only thing I get for being a goddess is one stark-raving mad nemesis -- in this case, the old bull god Mithras, or at least this lunatic named Simon Blankenship, who thinks he's the present-day reincarnation of Mithras.
And the only thing standing between him and total world domination?
Oh, right: me.
As if!
So now we have to find these seven talismans of power before he does. On the plus side, it turns out that one of them is in Hawaii . . . and hey, I bet we could fit some surfing in around saving the world, right?
Well, a goddess has got to do what a goddess has got to do!