The Pedigree Girls would sell their own parents for a diamond necklace, had they not already killed them for the life insurance. Like a potent mix of 'Absolutely Fabulous' and 'Sweet Valley High', they are privileged since birth and oh so smugly self-satisfied. With Prada handbags where their hearts should be, the musings of these teenage trust-funders - on everything from incest to fashion to cannibalism - do not merely cut close to the bone, but positively hack it to pieces. You won't know whether to laugh, cry or call the police.