Read by: Dani Stoller, Ken Jackson, Jacob Yeh, Paul Reisman, Matthew Pauli, Marni Penning, Chris Genebach, Kenyatta Rogers, Duyen Washington, Nanette Savard, Zeke Alton, Tony Nam, Karen Novack, Bradley Smith, Eric Messner, Nick Depinto, Lawrence Redmond, Andy Brownstein, Steve Wannall, A Full Cast, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Joe Mallon, Tim Carlin, Peter Holdway, Henry Kramer, Chris Stinson, Kimberly Gilbert, Holly Vagley, Richard Rohan, Amanda Forstrom