"This book is in the genre of A Clockwork Orange. It gives us an ominous insight into what could become of us. P.D. Shelley makes the unbelievable believable." Malcolm Muckracker, The Daily Planet "Men should not read this book if they wish to keep women on a pedestal. Women should not read this book if they wish to keep themselves on a pedestal." David Dipstick, The Universe. "P.D. Shelley is obviously a misogynist. No woman could have written this rubbish. Someone should put him out of his misery." Germaine Gumnuts, Spare Tyre. "Disturbing, powerful, prophetic. Where has P.D. Shelley been hiding!" Celia Goodfellow, Weakly News. "This book only goes to show that the only good dogtail is a neutered dogtail. And the only good man is a eunuch." Sheila Sawbottom, Another Planet.