Escape to the hilarious, wild and "whacky", hard-core world of Big Ben" Shaw OVBE*, his hot, horny, oh so cool shag buddy Madeline Cowleigh and his crazy friends, the crude, lewd and very rude co-members of the IPHC*.

loin Jabba Thompson, Little Lennie, Ferret, Deppo, Tripod, Commander Curt, Brigadier Hardcastle, G-Spot. Chief Shagger, Bell End Boy, Stuporman and Top Gun. Meet their guide and mentor, the charismatic, enigmatic, iconoclastic, politically incorrect, risk embracing old rebel, fitness supremo, challenging philosopher - the shadowy, solitary Guru of Greyton.

Sex obsessed, these guys are all mad or bad or both. Learn their salacious, frequently scandalous, occasionally shameful, often shocking, sometimes perhaps even sordid sexual secrets as they put it about, "end away", endlessly. They'll do anything to get laid.

Meet their guide and mentor, discover his unique approach to Superior Fitness, Vibrant Health, Mind Power, Motivation, Communication, Attraction and Persuasion. Change your life for the better, for ever!

Though heavily disguised here, each one of them is living amongst us now. Their stories, insanely unbelievable as many are, have actually happened. These tales are true...