Morris Kemp thought he was a 'normal' schoolboy. Whilst on his 'boring' work experience as a Double Glazing Salesmen Morris and his mentor, Huxley Scragge, are given magic beans by a customer as a form of payment. The beans are actually time travel pods and Morris is suddenly thrown back in time to the Shakespearian age where he must find a way to help 'Willamina' Shakespeare complete her latest play before returning once more to the twenty first century. However things go wrong and he becomes trapped in time - . In addition to Willamina Shakespeare and Queen Elizabeth I, Morris encounters the President of Europe (in the 2650), Alien Security Guards, an Assassin/Hairdresser and the entire Royal Family of Atlantis.