Mildly humorous, yet thought provoking, reflection of feelings couples may experience in their relationship. Many of the grievous actions described, and outcomes, are vividly real creating physical and emotional distance between lovers. IF a proverb is a short sentence, based on long experience THEN an un-proverb is a long sentence (e.g.- confinement) based on short experience (e.g.- many marriages end in divorce). Reflect on one un-proverb a day and see how you can change your own sentences. It is my hope that readers will recognize silly patterns in human folly and make the necessary, and timely, mid-course corrections needed to prevent unnecessary misunderstanding, separation and anguish. Best wishes to you, and yours, as you define your own life sentences!