On Mirth, a planet like Earth, a dog's broken leg miraculously heals. Then a school mysteriously disappears. Why? A Little Golump Wizard's wand has alowed a young boy to find it. From his pocket, the wand grants his wishes, though he doesn't suspect this. Later, the wand lets other kids find it; their unwitting wishes increase the madness, humor, and confusion. Returning to the Wizard, the wand thwarts a plot to kill the Goumph Queen