Honestly, everyone acts at least a little bit douchy when they're in college. This bitingly funny faux college guide ranks and showcases the douchiest schools, examining the type of douchebag native to each, including their special affectations, most popular majors, pickup techniques, typical saturday nights, 'overheard at orientation', thesis topics, mascots, and much more. From the Ivy League to the Pac Ten to granola-and-no-grades liberal arts schools, every type of douchbag environment and character is celebrated (sporty douche, the yacht-y douche, the horn-rimmed douche...) The project began as an article ranking colleges in GQ that got A LOT of attention. The book expands on this idea with loads of new content, new rankings, and new schools to give a truly comprehensive look at the current state of college douchiness. Includes extensive sidebars, supplemental material, and appx. hilarious 50 photos.