Robert is not your normal vicar. He sleeps in open graves, he eats deep-fried tarantulas, he's written Plague!, a musical about the Black Death.

One night, a gargoyle in his church comes alive and makes a pass at him.

Then things get really weird.

Robert is challenged to rescue the world from pure Evil. To do so, he has to lie, cheat and murder his way through scenes of high comedy and terrifying darkness.

He encounters Knights Templar and takes part in the Chelmsford Witch Trials of 1566. In the thrilling climax to Afterwards Our Buildings Shape Us, he takes part in a horrifying, tragic scene - a battle between three of the most dangerous figures in recent history.