A daring and hilarious look inside the world of the modern-day football superstar. A behind the scenes glimpse at what goes on in the rarefied world of super-rich, superstar players and how they spend their time and wealth away from the game. The girls, the glamour, the money and the fame, and what happens to it all when things go wrong. From expensive cars to even more expensive divorces, The Secret Diary of a Footballer subversively details the highs and lows of Dave 'Golden' Locket as he seeks to become a global brand in the world's favourite game.