The thought of bringing your little bundle of joy home can be unnerving. They leave socks around the house, don’t make the bed and always leave the loo seat up. Do not fear – The Contented Little Husband is here to help.

By following these tried-and-tested methods, you’ll avoid hours of tears and tantrums (mostly yours) as you learn how to cope with such common challenges as:

* Introducing regular and nutritious mealtimes
* Weaning him off a beer-only diet
* Toilet training
* Dealing with man flu

Here to support you through all the burping, whining and sleepless nights, this humorous guide to turning your big baby into the perfect partner will also make for a contented little you.