You managed to survive your wife's pregnancy unscathed. Now, the birth of your baby has ushered in a new and bewildering phase - in which your crude, uncivilised and under-developed ways will be challenged. Offbeat and humorous, "Caveman's Guide to Baby's First Year" is full of useful tips and candid advice on topics ranging from the mechanics of breastfeeding and baby-proofing the home to toy instructions. Complete with charts, diagrams and illustrations, yet simple enough for even the most prehistoric of men to understand; this book is the answer for fathers swapping beer for baby formula, for the first time.

Illustrated by: Gideon Kendall