Melanie may be a dead teenager, but she's also an outrageously funny bad-mouthing bitch who doesn't care what you once thought about the afterlife, cause she's gonna give you the straight goods. No church crap. No science crap. No goody- two-shoes-gets-you-in crap. She's giving you the unvarnished truth as she sees it every day of her deadlife, no denial, no whitewash and no dumbing down. Only the best snippy, sassy chic-lit cutting through that men-in-suits society shit. Be who you want. Think what you like. Do who you fancy. It's all free. All you have to do is die to get there. Or read this. It's chic-lit goes to the afterlife, and the afterlife will never be the same. Thank God!