'Welcome to the 'School of Pranks'! As the Professor of Pranks, I'm here to teach you everything you could need to know to make your bros as angry as Elliot. I'm going to guide you through a whole year of school... from History, where you'll learn about the 10 best pranks ever, to Art, Biology, Drama Chemistry, Physics and PE, where you'll learn 30 brand new pranks to complete your education. I'll also take you behind-the-scenes at the School, out on school trips and into the staff room... where Nana's planning Biology (Elliot loves that!) and Grandad's swearing at the coffee machine. Follow this textbook and you too could become a Pranking Master.'