Take a stroll through the life of Edward 'Joff' Milner. When it was pointed out to him that he was fast approaching forty he decided to put down on paper his journey to this crippling milestone of adulthood. Read about the events and the achievments, the ups and downs, the highs and lows, his ponderings and actions that have made him the bloke he is today. Broken down into lifes aspects rather than a chronological chain of events we take an insane ramble, sometimes hilarious,sometimes moving (and sometimes a bit strange) through the world of Joff Milner, just an ordinary bloke about to reach the top of the proverbial hill.