'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE
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Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body…)


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Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List:



1. Wrap the kids' presents​


2. Peel the potatoes ​


3. Get rid of the dead body?!


Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world’s biggest glass of wine.


But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.


A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she’s going to save Christmas, it’s up to Anna to find out what the hell’s gone on. Oh – and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.



And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen…



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'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE


‘So funny, I’m annoyed I didn’t write it!' GILL SIMS


‘The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY


‘Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!’ FIONA LEITCH


'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD


'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific!' J.M. HALL


'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY


'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW


'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN


'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS


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READERS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!



'Had me in fits of laughter, tears streaming down my face!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


'Engaging and quirky in the very best way' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


'A must read for Christmas 2024!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


'I was absorbed from the very first page' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


'I have never laughed so much while reading a book!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


'So fresh, exciting, funny and intelligent!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


'Kept me guessing until the end!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


'An absolute riotous Christmas cracker!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


'Such a joyous, funny Christmas romp, even if Santa did get murdered in the larder…' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐