With his time at university a typically decadent affair of casual sex and hard drinking, the life of our student protagonist is turned on its head when he finally manages to snag the object of his desires, his Princess. Although, with both the world of work and the love of his life proving to provide nothing but obstacle after obstacle, his struggle to keep the relationship afloat in a seemingly hopeless situation sees him increasingly look for solace at the bottom of a bottle, searching for answers whilst unwittingly on self-destruct...