Here are the football results:

League Division Fun
Manchester United won, Manchester City lost.
Crystal Palace 2, Buckingham Palace 1
Millwall Leeds nowhere
Wolves 8. A cheese roll and had a cup of tea 2
Newcastle's Heaven SunderlandA's a very nice place 2
Ipswhich one? You tell me.

Football, first love, teachers and tongue-twisters. This is a fantastic poetry collection by two of the funniest, most famous poets writing today.