From the horrors of the deep comes....

HOT GARBAGE. Volume 2.

A shocking and totally unnecessary follow-up to the first book that sold dozens! (?) Prepare for shocks, spills, and bone-crunching chills as you meet old characters, new characters, and things with Cat-titude.

It recently bumped off chlamydia as 'Worst things you could gift somebody" on Forbes' worst 100 Christmas Gift list.* and would make a great companion to the blue book you may have been goaded into purchasing earlier in the year!

Actually features fan content, never before published content, and other stuff in an enjoyable, handy-dandy, easy to roll up and swat away insects with format!

*this is a straight-up lie. don't sue or hold to credibility.