1. How the hell am I supposed to give a man the silent treatment when he's the one being silent? //--// 2. My lunatic best friend has started talking to (and sleeping with) an inflatable doll called Barry...//--// 3. And as for mum - she's only been tending my recently-rehabilitated sister's cannabis bush, thinking it's a tomato plant! //----// Hurtling through her thirties, Tara is still yet to find her perfect man, despite gruelling efforts to transform herself into the perfect woman. //----// Tara's prayers appear to have been answered when she miraculously falls into the arms of Travis Coleman - the famed, silver-tongued sex demon. It would seem the years of curling, plucking, painting and waxing may have finally paid off...//----// However, Tara's fairy-tale soon spirals out of control when Travis inexplicably ceases all contact with her. //----// Distraught and desperately stumbling from one crisis to another, Tara ultimately loses her mind, her dignity and - shamefully - her Knickers. //----// Fur Coat No Knickers is a hilarious, touching and outrageous tale; bound to relate to any woman who has ever feared becoming nothing more than a booty call.