Presenting the one and only Mr Paul Keating - at his straight - shooting, scumbag - calling, merciless best. Paul lets rip - on John Howard: "The little desiccated coconut is under pressure and he is attacking anything he can get his hands on." On Peter Costello: "The thing about poor old Costello is he is all tip and no iceberg." On John Hewson: "[His performance] is like being flogged with a warm lettuce." On Andrew Peacock: "...what we have here is an intellectual rust bucket." On Wilson Tuckey: "...you stupid foul - mouthed grub." On Tony Abbott: "If Tony Abbott ends up the prime minister of Australia, you've got to say, God help us." And that's just a taste.