PARENTAL WARNING: This is only a children's book if you want it to be. I regret nothing. From the mind of Adam R. Lucas comes this brand new way of telling your children the harsh truth about Christmas... all while learning mommy and daddy's favorite words! Join tiny Jimmy on his quest to catch Santa in his tracks on Christmas Eve! Of course... there's just one flaw: there's no such thing! So, like the horrible beings we are, we will watch Jimmy slowly, but surely, die on the inside when he finds out the truth. It's been his parents... the whole time. PARENTAL WARNING: This is only a children's book if you want it to be. I regret nothing.