Have you ever felt that you are a universal toilet, that all the universe wants to do is shit all over you? Do you feel like you are cursed to suffer throughout this life with no happiness in sight? Has everyone in your life died leaving you to wonder 'why am I still here?' That's me, this is my life. My life has been one tragic event after the next. Will it ever end, will I ever find peace? I do see an end to this crippling madness that has become my life. I have found a way to end all of this pain and suffering. What you are about to read is true and unfiltered. My name is Jack Lionheart, and this is my story.