The riot in the food court. The hillbillies' loaded diaper war. The first date kidnapping. The alien abducted panhandlers. The psychic children's book characters. The Santa trolling for porn. And, of course, the Anchyman. These are but a few of the freaks, weirdos and oddball situations Sean Leary, author of the best-selling short story collection Every Number Is Lucky To Someone, '' has encountered over his short but entertaining life as a freak magnet. Read about his storied past in hilarious detail as he recounts a bevy of bizarre situations and characters.