A ludicrous tale of dating, murder and kidnapping.
After Timothy Parkes joined Two to Tango dating agency, he found himself involved in two suspicious deaths.
Inspector Davis and detective Dave Quilford thought they'd taken a job in a quiet country town. Instead they found themselves working in a bizarre community. Dealing with over enthusiastic, elderly vigilantes.
Police constable Eve told her colleague, 'I think they're wonderful. Such colourful characters.'
'I've heard they murder one another,' he replied.
'Only very occasionally,' smiled Eve.