What did the maths teacher order for dessert?
Pi.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get a head.

PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.