BEING NINJA. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? Not by yourself, that's for sure. But the brutal, six-week program in Going Ninja will make it happen. Transforming you from a slow-refl exed nobody into a ripped, shuriken-hurling assassin. What is the best way to sever a head with a chopstick? How much personal blood loss is too much? This book shows the way to turn your boring life into a never-ending, sake-filled victory celebration: *Learn to dismember anyone *Wield a ninja sword with confidence *Bone up on the rich history of American ninjas *Tone your arms, neck, jaw and glutes *Get laid every night, in Japanese *Pump up the awesome