What do you call a decomposing whale?

Mouldy Dick.



Which athlete is warmest in the winter?

A long jumper.



Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned!



With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day. Because he's worth it.