An everyday tale of drugs, coffin dodgers, devil worship, garden centres, mind-reading, rock music and Geordie leek-growers, from one of Britain's best-loved comics. George and Nellie Creedy share an amazing secret: they can both read minds. For an ordinary Geordie couple, a talent like this means that life never runs smoothly, especially when George uses his amazing power to help him win some big money. But George is not the only one with his eye on the prize and soon finds himself in some sticky competition with the local heavies. In London, a rock star named Luscious is causing a stir. A legend on the guitar, he and his demented entourage get up to all sorts of intriguing activities that are usually outside the law and always lead to trouble. When the path of these fantastic characters cross, the results are inevitably hilarious and the plot twists and turns its way to a frenzied finale that will have you laughing all the way to the Tyne.