Europe eh?

Curved bananas made illegal!
11 inch pizzas banned!
Acres outlawed!
Ambulances turn yellow for Europe!
Army's gun salute banned as too noisy!
Bagpipes to be made illegal!
Brandy Butter Banned!
British lav to be replaced with Euro-loo!
British rhubarb to be straight!
Brussels threatens walnuts!
Carved horns to be banned!
Chocolate to be 'vegelate'!

... these important observations on Euro-interference all appeared in British newspapers as 'news'. Find out how true they, and hundreds more, really are...