Crimson needs to find out who she is, why she woke up in a cemetery, and
which (or is it witch?) boy she likes best.
Crimson Volania Mulch has a
problem; she just woke up in a crypt and, besides her name, has no idea of who,
where, or what she is. Welcome to the Cemetery of Assumptions, a vast landscape
of stones, mausoleums, and secrets. Home to monsters and mayhem, it may also
hold the answers to her unknown parentage.

Crimson is a resourceful
patchwork girl and determined to find them. Along the way, she meets the
mysterious Wisteria, who has a tendency to change and a witch named Parameter
whose spells tend to go awry. And two boys, Simon and Quinton, who make her feel
something besides lost and confused. She must battle ghosts, zombies, and
monsters in order to learn where she came from and who her real "mother" is. But
will she do it alone, or will she have help from her new friends and unexpected
crushes?