With down to earth, in-depth reviews of dream spas, as well as super cheap (or free) healing, this is your guide to the perfect wellness break. From Tkissila at the Palais Rhoul in Marrakech to a cold stone Jade Harmony Facial at the Tian Spa in Beijing, and not forgetting the hilarious Russian Venik Massage in London, weird and wonderful spa-going is for everyone. If your eyes have ever slightly watered at the cost of an all inclusive spa break, this book also includes recommended hotels so you can mix and match to create the spa break that's the best fit and best value for you.