To many, Nigeria is tantamount to great soccer and singing dentists in downtown Stockholm (Dr. Alban mainly). That might not be wrong, but we know much less about the real Nigeria. A Nigeria which when you take a closer look, is completely insane. A Nigeria where your driver "borrows" and totally wrecks your car in order to commit a series of crimes. A Nigeria where you're getting bopped by the nice ladies at the local market. A Nigeria where you're sleeping with a gun under your pillow. A Nigeria where the traffic jams make Oxford Street look like Monaco's Grand Prix. Frankly, there's no limit to what can happen, and it does happen.