Cathy Hamilton characterizes the telltale signs of menopause wth 100 hilarious insights including: 'Menopause means . . . trading the fear of pregnancy for the greater fear of a man with a Viagra prescription.' 'Menopause means . . . becoming intimately familiar with the shopping channel hosts populating the airwaves at 3:30 a.m.' 'Menopause means . . . accepting the fact that your tube top days are definitely over.'