Anecdotal narratives, and amusingly embellished genetic memoir fabrications, inspired by my father's musings about his exaggerated zest for ineptitude, and new tales of our diverse collective gaggle of allies, sharing their boundless appetite for comedic disarray. Join in on the fun and witness from the safety of your own readers imagination, as the stories unfold like a comforting old quilt of fables, or a puzzle with a punch line.