The greatest prize at the London 2012 Olympics isn't gold...it's the Holy Grail. There's a rumour there's treasure buried beneath the 2012 Olympic site. And that a secret army is going to find it. Only nobody believes it. But when a mysterious group of pirates move to the East End, people become suspicious. And when Cockneys start disappearing, the Pearly King demands answers. But that's the least of Oscar's worries - all he wants to do is kill some cockroaches. The problem is, he's using a chemical weapon to do it. And he has to get rid of it before the police find out. "If you like Robert Rankin, Jasper Fforde or Douglas Adams - this is for you." "Cockneys fighting pirates! What more could you want from life?" SECOND EDITION - BETTER PAGE LAYOUTS, FEWER TYPOS, MORE PIE & MASH!