"Side-splitting comedy" - The Guardian

"Refreshingly positive...sure to leave you with a smile on your
face." - OK Magazine
Noah's back, and more bananas!


He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready
for the difference?


It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students
have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre
Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile,
Noah's paired up with a girl ... who,
most outrageously, is not even French.


But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can't
tell if it's because





his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his
gran's fake diamonds;

because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions
from Russia;

or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah's
house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.




 


Will Noah ever catch a break?!





One of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon
James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and
the Noah Can't Even books.

A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam
Silvera

Simon's book You're The One That I Want won
the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted
for the YA Book Award in association with
Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022



 


PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN (book 1)



'I loved Noah's voice: warm, loveable, awkward'. The
Bookseller


'Slapstick but wonderfully funny' Jewish Chronicle



'A debut I very much loved’ Juno Dawson, author
of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK


'Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of
a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson,
author of The Art of Being Normal