Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; it's broken.

Whose that knocking on your door? You better make sure it's not another one of those silly jokes!
Orange you going to answer the door? Lettuce in; it's cold!
Stopwatch you're doing and open the door! Ismalunch ready yet?

'Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever' will give you all the material you need to get your family, friends, and neighbours laughing out loud, and perhaps wishing they could shut the front door!