If your house won't sell because the lawn is dead, and you reach for the green spray can +++ if police officers nowadays aren't just young, but gorgeous too (and also strangely clueless) +++ if you've ever wanted to book a voyage on a big Gay Navy Cruise Ship +++ if you're not quite sure how to tell your lover you suspect he's a fugitive from justice +++ if you're a young gay American looking for enlightenment in all the wrong places +++ and most of all, if you believe that when you say something clearly, it has no choice but to become beautiful +++ then welcome to the world of The Chili Papers.