I, Bella Fisher, am absolutely WINNING at FAILING at life.

1. I once got my tongue stuck to a box of Calippos in a supermarket

2. I accidentally called my geography teacher Mum. Twice. He wasn't
impressed.
3. I'm a geek. And not in a geek-chic kind of way, but in a secretly-caring-about-failing-maths-and-science
way.
4. I always fail maths and science.

So it figures that when I meet the FITTEST BOY IN THE WORLD, Zac,
I'm doing solo star jumps. While dressed as a cereal box. *(NOTE
TO SELF, fancy dress = HE-WILL-NEVER-EVER-FANCY-ME dress.)

Now I've got to somehow persuade Zac to come to prom with me - while
avoiding my evil ex and dealing with a secret so mega-awks I
want to Ctrl-Z my brain...
What could go wrong?

Oh yeah, that's right. Absolutely everything.