Think original Saturday morning Children’s Choice selections fed into a Crampsian cement mixer

25 madcap and eclectic novelty 45s gathered together for All Fool’s Day

From an era where seemingly nothing was taboo on record, songs about worms, cannibalism, wildfowl on a rampage, wombats, mad people and deranged cats

Including the “World’s Worst Record” according to Kenny Everett – The Legendary Stardust Cowboy’s superb ‘Paralyzed’

Plus celebrity nonsense from Danny Kaye, Spike Jones, Brian Hyland, the voice of Mr Magoo Jim Backus and Sheb Wooley

And obscure gems from Dicky Doo And The Don’ts, Sidney And The Chimps and The Joker

Warning: May contain unfounded driving advice and anti-rabbit propaganda

Remastered with sleeve notes by MOJO magazine’s Dave Henderson

1. Spike Jones – Pimples and Braces
2. The Legendary Stardust Cowboy – Paralyzed
3. Edd Byrnes – Kookie’s Mad Pad
4. Danny Kaye – Mommy, Gimme a Drinka Water
5. Eugene Fox – the Sinner’s Dream
6. Brian Hyland – Cozy Little Compact Car
7. The Playmates – Beep Beep
8. Tony Burrello – There’s a New Sound (the Sound of Worms)
9. Sheb Wooley- the Purple People Eater
10. The Five Blobs – the Blob
11. Hugh Barrett and the Victors – Fungus Among Us
12. Dicky Doo and the Don’ts – Nee Nee Nana Nunu
13. Blue Chips – One Hen-Two Ducks- Three Squawking Geese
14. Jerry Neal – I Hates Rabbits
15. Glenn and Christy – Wombat Twist
16. Bobby Borda Five – Mad – Part One
17. Sidney and the Chimps – Blah!
18. The Joker – What is a Fisterris
19. Jim Backus – Delicious!
20. Dicky Doo and the Don’ts – No Chemise Please!
21. Cindy Malone – Weird Beard
22. Oscar Brown Jr – But I Was Cool
23. Googie Rene – Big Foot
24. Kookie Kat – Neow, Not Neow
25. The Empalas – Smoochin’ In the Sewer With Louie